That ain't no Dutch child!

I saw a child the other day on a bicycle with training wheels. OBVIOUSLY that was not a Dutch child. I mean, the Dutch have their children on some form of wheeled apparatus from the moment they spew forth from the womb. Stroller (lazy brat needs to get off his back and onto a bike ASAP!), sitting behind adult on a bicycle, sitting in front of adult on a bicycle, tiny bicycle with no training wheels (thank God they mastered standing for more than 2 seconds at a stretch!), medium bike, adult bike. That is basically the evolution of a Dutch citizen.